This has to be the most impressive review I have ever received.  I actually don’t mind the Haiku harassment.  Thank you Charles!

The Table Beckons
Anti-Gravity Awaits
For time at her Hands

– Charles Cuskaden, Haiku Rapper

Followed by this dazzler by Charles:

Serial Number
Given With Name and Ranking
As Thanks for Massage

Speak to the Power
Of The Mighty Chicken Wings’
Great Intensities

On the Battlefield
Lines Drawn in the Flesh – My Back
Under Full-Wing Siege

Great Intensities…
Scream, “Name, Serial Number,
And Rank [Massage Thanks]!”

I’m not seeing things
Deeply Intense Chicken Wings
Do Treat Backs like Kings